If it’s close enough to cheat…

they will.

UPDATE: link fixed, sorry.  You should still come to the symphony ball, though!

A novel approach

Since I’ve had time to read over the last couple of months I’ve become an advocate of David Allen’s Getting Things Done. I find it to be personally helpful in organizing all the crap in my life. I highly recommend it if you’d like to become more productive, both personally and professionally.

There are a few parts of this approach that don’t quite ring as true as other parts, though. The whole airplane/altitude analogy isn’t really helpful to me, although I can see how it would benefit others. I also think there’s a step missing. Given the recent glut of Christmas presents added to the already-too-full small house, I came up with an additional first step. 1A, if you will.

I’m not even going to copywright it, even though it’s got Sure Fire Money Maker written all over it. It’s yours, take it. I call it Throwing Shit Out. Take a trash bag and stroll through the house. If you step on a Barbie, put it in the bag. Do you spy some quaint arts and crafts project that was really cute for about 5 minutes but is now just taking up space because no one wants to get rid of it? Add it to the bag.

Paper - don’t even get me started on paper. A match might make this go faster, but check your homeowners insurance carrier first. They might not see the humor (or effectiveness).

Don’t throw away any new Christmas toys, but hiding some away for next year is perfectly acceptable. Last year’s presents that have hardly been played with? Feel free to get a bigger bag. I recommend doing this while your spouse is away and the children are otherwise occupied.

But this is yours. Take it.

I’m a giver.

I’m rich

No, really. So are you. Think about it:

1. You didn’t go to sleep hungry last night.
2. You didn’t go to sleep outside.
3. You had a choice of what clothes to wear this morning.
4. You hardly broke a sweat today.
5. You didn’t spend a minute in fear.
6. You have access to clean drinking water.
7. You have access to medical care.
8. You have access to the Internet.
9. You can read.
10. You have the right to vote.

From Mark and Angel Hack Life.

‘Tis the season

To give to others. You should give to Benjamin Brewer because he’s my little buddy. For the cost of your lunch today - and really, can’t you spare that much for a good cause? Go to LunchForLife.org and use Giving Tree Code 32007.

There are 15 children diagnosed with cancer for every one child diagnosed with pediatric AIDS. Yet, the U.S. invests approximately $595,000 for research per victim of pediatric AIDS and only $20,000 for each victim of childhood cancer.

Every 16 hours a child with neuroblastoma dies.

Come on, 10 bucks. If you don’t do anything else this season, give up your lunch!

UPDATE: Details….so I just found out that every $5 given Ben gets an ornament on the Giving Tree. Those ornaments act as entries into a drawing for a trip to DisneyWorld. If it helps, think of it this way - by not donating, you’re actually keeping a cute kid from having even the opportunity for a moment of happiness. You bastard. But you can fix that! Give now!

May his memory be eternal

The blogoshere lost a good man yesterday. Jim Cannon, of Thinking Right, struggled for the last several years with an illness that required a lot of time in hospital. Jim and his father Guy were some of the original members of the Rocky Mountain Alliance of blogs, version 1.

Jim was a good, Godly man and will be missed here in Colorado and across the blogosphere.

-29 Farenheit

That was our low last night. This global warming is getting dangerous.

I’m not going to work today

but I’m not “calling in gay” like Anti-Prop 8 protesters. I actually have a good excuse - I got laid off.

Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to “call in gay” Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it’s wise to encourage skipping work given the nation’s economic distress.

Organizers of “Day Without a Gay” — scheduled to coincide with International Human Rights Day and modeled after similar work stoppages by Latino immigrants — also are encouraging people to perform volunteer work and refrain from spending money.

Sean Hetherington, a West Hollywood comedian and personal trainer, dreamed up the idea with his boyfriend, Aaron Hartzler, after reading online that a few angry gay-rights activists were calling for a daylong strike to protest California voters’ passage last month of Proposition 8, which reversed this year’s state Supreme Court decision allowing gay marriage.

Calling in gay? Are you guys sure this is a good idea? So you get to prove to the person that signs your paycheck that you’re actually unreliable as an employee? Hey, good luck with that.

UPDATE: Just to be safe, I worked anyway. I served up a lot of french fries, too. Don’t tell the unemployment office, k?

I’m not sure about the Latin

but VDH has some good, if random ideas about the current state of the country. Read Ten Random, Politically Incorrect Thoughts and see if you agree.

5. California is now a valuable touchstone to the country, a warning of what not to do. Rarely has a single generation inherited so much natural wealth and bounty from the investment and hard work of those more noble now resting in our cemeteries—and squandered that gift within a generation.

We can’t build a new nuclear plant; can’t drill a new offshore oil well; can’t build an all-weather road across the Sierra; can’t build a few tracts of new affordable houses in the Bay Area; can’t build a dam for a water-short state; and can’t create even a mediocre passenger rail system. Everything else—well, we do that well.

Do you know your basic civics?

And I do mean basic. This is really shameful.

Are you more knowledgeable than the average citizen? The average score for all 2,508 Americans taking the following test was 49%; college educators scored 55%. Can you do better?

Wow. Take the quiz here.

(to be fair, I missed 5 - 3 because I really didn’t know, and 2 because I was covered in little girls and had to finish up quickly ;-) )

A specific question

I asked a specific question on election day. Or rather, I posted a graphic that asked a specific question. Go ahead, scroll down and see. I’ll wait.

Oh fine, it’s here.

Now we know the answer to that question.
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Do this

More of this. Or…less, as the case may be.

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Quick, before it’s over

I have to get this in before midnight. Good old Rolf Harris. Definitely appropriate for Veteran’s Day.

This song is a favorite in our house thanks to a (mostly Gawd-awful) English cd set Tribute to 70’s. Still, along with Donny Osmond and Puppy Love, this one gets heard fairly regularly around here.

UPDATE: Same old trouble embedding videos on the site. Find it here.

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And now for something entirely different.

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Congratulations

to the Democrats and Barack Obama. This certainly didn’t turn out the way I wanted, but it’s an historic election no matter what. I’ll follow John McCain’s lead one more time and say congratulations on a hard fought battle.

“Let there be no reason now for any American to fail to cherish their citizenship in this, the greatest nation on Earth.”

One last word…

the younger years